Is it really necessary that all of my crap be askew when I come into work every day? Really. I don’t know if the housekeepers were fighting pit bulls in my cubicle, but that’s what it looks like. Papers fanned out in all which ways. Thumbtacked phone lists twisted around on my wall. The trash can pushed back way too far. What the? I should set up a little video camera near my phone to capture what happens when I’m not here. I’d like to think my detritus is all out of whack because they were dusting, but alas, there’s still a sheen of dust over everything. Somehow they managed not to disturb the dust. And there’s no disinfectant smell. And there’s dog hair everywhere. Interesting.