Am I right? Was Indiana Jones 4 not the most weirdly confusing movie of the year? I’m still trying to figure out how the raving lunatic Oxley managed to escape the asylum, get the skull he’d stashed, and then return it to the weird burlap pods with the conquistadors in them. Or is that what he did? There was so much damned EXPLAINING going on that I couldn’t follow it. The film itself was as bad special effects-wise as The Temple of Doom and even more dry. They should’ve stopped on an up-note with Last Crusade, it would’ve been much better. Really, why the hell does Spielberg always have to slip a UFO in his movies? It’s getting really tired. And Shia LeBouf swinging around on vines like Tarzan? WTF??
Those ants were cool though.
Did anyone else dislike Indy 4 as much as I did?
On to other news, the winner of the first-ever caption contest is: Rog! Good job, Rog. Comparing the guys to Queen was a master stroke. Come claim your prize which is…bragging rights. Stay tuned for more caption contests in the future.