This is totally what happens to my hair when it gets longer. It’s home to any number of woodland creatures, including the wombat and meerkat. In case you give a rat’s tookas.
And the winner of Caption Contest 4 is MacTipper with the following entry: “(Guy in the middle): No, flex your BIceps, not your TOEceps!” Nice job, MacTipper! You win bragging rights. You’re like the caption laureate until the next one is crowned.